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I went to a friends to play cards the other night. I used their washroom and noticed they had a scale so I stood on it to see what it was like. There was what looked like a button on the middle of the scale that said 'lighter'. I pushed it. It didn't budge. That's when I realized it was the brand name and not an option. Dang it! I wanted one of those scales! Maybe a marketing opportunity here.
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Why don't you invent one? You could market it on Infomercials to us gullible Americans and make millions!
03 mar. 14 por el miembro: BuffyBear
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Not a bad idea, Buff. Add it to my line of solar powered freezers to the Inuit.
03 mar. 14 por el miembro: northernmusician
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That would go well with the new Diet Plan that I'm planning on marketing....the Bratwurst, Beer & Ice Cream Diet. You take the pill I'll sell you and then you eat all the brats, beer & ice cream you want, but you have to keep it in the ratio of 2 brats to 16oz of beer to 2 cups of ice cream and the pounds will just fall off. ORDER NOW! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED! (these statements have not been reviewed by the FDA)
03 mar. 14 por el miembro: TXSnowman
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all doctors offices need scales like that. interesting diet grins
03 mar. 14 por el miembro: wholefoodnut
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I could get into Tx's diet plan. Where can I get some of those pills?
03 mar. 14 por el miembro: Lynn1958
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Can't help wondering what you were hoping for by pushing the button - a planetary gravity modification? LOL. Not a bad thought, though! Like you said, "Having a bad food day? Push the "Lighter" button!
04 mar. 14 por el miembro: mrsmole
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04 mar. 14 por el miembro: Annabelle3117
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I have a set of really nice electric scales. They give me the best weight when not powered up....lol
04 mar. 14 por el miembro: Bwy39
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04 mar. 14 por el miembro: mrsmole
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LOL!! I would have loved to capture your thoughts when pushin the button... I would have pushed it 2 or 3 times just to make sure ;)
04 mar. 14 por el miembro: Chickturu
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Lets see if I have understood this correctly.
You say you went to a "friends" place - Gender of friend not stated open to speculation............ hmmmmm
to play cards - I notice the game type is not mentioned leaving it wide open to speculation ............... hmmmmmmmmm.
You end up in the washroom - no reason given open to speculation.......hmmmmmm
You had the uncontrollable desire to stand on scales - no reason stated and we all know the best form of exercise to lose weight don't we huh.........hmmmmmmmmm
Could be my dirty mind of course.....lol
04 mar. 14 por el miembro: Bwy39
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04 mar. 14 por el miembro: WickedTruth
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Bwy30----LOL !!! Hmmmmmmm... so funny!
04 mar. 14 por el miembro: dboza
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you both crack me up!!! thanks for making me laugh right before my workout!
04 mar. 14 por el miembro: puhpine
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Funny stuff, Bwy. :D Not saying nuthin'. Expecting a bunch of naught PMs now.
04 mar. 14 por el miembro: northernmusician
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